How does the giant fascist Phil (calls himself Rommel but wasn’t) and his rapist buddies of Mordor hide the truth? Strategic placement of their infiltrator goons and the rape show – between the observers and the one providing information about the giants.

This would not be necessary, of course, if the one providing information wasn’t correct about them. It’s also obvious these are the same giants being referred to.

Phil’s other great strategy, pretend he’s his son or his son’s teacher and make someone else pretend to be Phil.