The Big T Takes over DC

Despite a 12% decrease in violent crime in Washington DC last year and a 15% reduction in murders nationwide, US President for Life hopeful Donald Trump and his sky daddy have decided to use federal law enforcement to take over policing in the capitol.

Emptying the city of homeless may be an attempt to keep someone from recognizing the giants who show up in DC each day. It’s also a provocative move they could hope will incur riots and an excuse to crack down harder. Federal agents loyal to them may seek out the identities of people of interest and other intelligence (see What’s Going on in Portland?).

Trump stated he would like to take over Oakland, Los Angeles, Baltimore, Chicago and New York as well (USA Today). He says they are “bad, very bad.”

  • Trump is taking over D.C. police. Here are the big cities he says are next. Axios
  • President Trump says other US cities could be next as he deploys National Guard to DC USA Today