Holy Hemorrhoids

1 Samuel chapter 4 describes a battle during which the Philistines defeat the Israelites and captured the Ark of the Covenant.

1 Samuel 5:9 “And it was, after they had brought it around, that the hand of the Lord was upon the city (with) a great panic, and He smote the people of the city, both young and old, and hemorrhoids broke out in their hidden parts.“

The term used, יַד־יְהֹוָ֚ה , means “hand of Yehaveh.” The rabbinical translation says “hand of the Lord” not “hand of God.” This is similar from the pox and sores given to Job by Satan. Would we really believe that God ran around giving people hemorrhoids? It’s disgusting.


Bereshit (Genesis) 20: 17 “And Abraham prayed to God (אֶל־הָֽאֱלֹהִ֑ים – el elohim – the gods), and God (אֶל־הָֽאֱלֹהִ֑ים -el elohim – the gods) healed Abimelech and his wife and his handmaids, and they gave birth. 18 For the Lord (יְהֹוָ֔ה – Yehaveh) had shut every womb of Abimelech’s household, because of Sarah, Abraham’s wife.”


What was the Ark? It was a way to find nomads if one was traveling out of their body. navigation is difficult. That is why Abraham tricked Abimilech, and the Pharaoh before him (chapter 12), into taking Sarah to his harem. In this way his out of body buddy could hang on to her and find the location. He “closed the wombs” of the women so the kings would give them wealth; terrorism. Whoever was playing Yehaveh may have been a friend of Abraham living in his camp.

Usually places are marked; steeples on churches, the distinct shape of mosques and government buildings. There are patterns in the streets giving directions to government buildings. It doesn’t matter what religion or symbolism is used – those who control the other side can find these places. They will play the role necessary to influence those they find there. Usually the priests in these places have unique hats or haircuts right?

Ritual also helps identify individuals. Knowing the words of a specific prayer, song or spell and any physical movement that goes with them. Montezuma pierced his foreskin with a porcupine quill so his “god” could talk to him. Subsequently the reason Cortes hit the shores of Central America in the exact correct year was because the guy out of body talking to Montezuma found out when that was to be.

So, when you read the good book remember. Gods, demons and angels are just living people who die and reincarnate like everyone else. They repeat their past patterns and strategies. They know how, or are helped to, travel out of their bodies. The writings of the Jews reveal their past and their abilities. They persecute the Jews (and Kurds) for this reason.

So if you want to figure out who the guys are that have been playing “God” know that one of them gives people hemorrhoids. Also know they use the same tactics and strategies over and over.