Why Vlad is a Chump

Ole Vlad Putin <<<sent Russian troops into the Ukraine territory of Donbass today. The region has some Russian speakers left from the Soviet Union days. These guys armed themselves and started acting tough toward the government of the Ukraine because, Vlad has their back. If it wasn’t for that they’d mellow out and get along like decent people do.

One of the problems with Vlad is he is really a dedicated Marxist. Back in his KGB days he was supplying and dictating efforts to the Red Army Faction (Grunge). US troops in West Germany were attacked by them. Even the Munich Olympics Massacre has been linked to his influence with Ulrike Meinhoff.

What Vlad doesn’t see is the Marxist gods helping him out are really just using him to further their own agenda. He’ll go into the history books as the asshole while they settle in to their new digs; Russia. He’ll be lucky to be in a position of power in future lifetimes. It would be like Hitler reincarnating and running for office – his appearance will ensure that’s not going to happen.

My advice to Vlad; send the troops home, offer some land on the Russian side of the border to the separatists, go to your beach front home, smoke a joint and sit in the jacuzzi. Resign and enjoy your life.